Welcome to the Fabulous Life of . . . ROSEMARY
Greetings friends and visitors. Welcome to the Fabulous Life of ROSEMARY! You might be asking yourself, "What makes ROSEMARY's life just so fabulous?" Is it her swanky tunes or keen sense of smell? Her lavish wardrobe or luxury Volkswagen? Her exquisite taste in fine dining? Well let me tell you friends when ROSEMARY smells the air outside of her Nashville residence, she smells that sweet smell of the neighbors' steak grill out. . . which by the way, blends oh so nicely with the aroma of her home-cooked Raman noodles. What, you might wonder, does a meal like that cost such a high profiled lady? A whopping 33 cents ladies and gentlemen! When Rosemary buys clothes, they can't come from just anywhere. She insists on the finest quality of second hand fashions from the illustrious Southern Thrift. And, when Rosemary goes out for a night on the town, she rides in style, in her hatchback. Some might say that her life is, dare we suggest it, too fabulous, too high brow. But, like all celebrities of this caliber she insists on maintaining a sense of her roots. So, on occasion, you can find her hanging out on Friday nights at Nashville's very own Springwater "Supper Club," or even the Goldrush. I guess it really pays off when you're young and wildly successful . . . it certainly seems to have worked for ROSEMARY.
So sit back friends and enjoy a glimpse into the glamour and riches that so many dreams are based on. Life in the big city of Nashville, Tennessee. *
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*CAUTION: vicarious living is harmful if swallowed.